Saturday, September 13, 2008

Croom's Folly


I feel so badly for Sylvester Croom tonight. Not because he doesn't deserve the criticism for one particular play call he made in tonight's game against Auburn (he does), but because I love him as a coach and as a person, and because he came possibly within one decision of being a complete mastermind once again for Mississippi State.

I've never been a huge fan of Croom's conservative offense. But I've respected it. It never seemed to make much sense to me to run up the middle three downs and then punt it, over and over, with occasional sprinkles of some bad passes of a quarterback off his rhythm. But somehow tonight, as a truly spectacular maroon defense began to hold its own, toe-to-toe with the #9 ranked Auburn Tigers, the genius of Sylvester Croom began to emerge.

Mississippi State's offense looked anemic. They just couldn't move the ball down the field, let alone score. But alternatively, as Auburn's touchdown-scoring tidal wave broke and broke on the rocks of State's defense, time and time again, Croom's game plan became perfectly clear: State didn't have to score on every one of their dozen or so drives. As long as their defense was playing the way it was, they'd only have to score on one of them. The running game was just wearing the Tigers down.

And according to that game plan, State was solid for more than 56 minutes of the game. Somehow, against an SEC doormat team that lost to Louisiana Tech, Auburn's top ten offense couldn't sniff the end zone long enough to get more than one lousy field goal. State just wanted to be in the game in the 4th quarter. And they did everything they had to to get Auburn exactly where they wanted them.

But somehow, inexplicably, with more than 3 and a half minutes left in the game, Croom chose to try for a 4th and 15 conversion from State's own 48 yard line. Why he didn't trust the rock solid defense one more time, especially when State couldn't make a 4th and 1 conversion earlier in the game, and didn't convert on 3rd down all game, we'll never know. But we went for it and didn't make it, giving Auburn the ball in excellent field position. What's worse, Croom completely abandoned his game plan.

True enough, Auburn fumbled 3 plays later and State recovered. Had the same result occurred after a 4th down punt, we would have arguably been in easy field goal range and had a pretty good chance to win the game, even with a pulseless offense. But we lost, an embarrassing 3-2.

Did Sylvester Croom singlehandedly lose the game against Auburn? Of course not. He kept us in it, and the players had chances upon chances to snatch up the victory. Would our defense have definitely won the game for us if he'd have chosen to punt? We'll never know. But I do know that if Coach Croom had stuck to his guns and carried out the game plan, trusted our defense, and saved a 4th down conversion attempt for a later drive, when we knew we wouldn't have gotten it back again, no one in that stadium would have thought about blaming him.

To see Coach come that close to genius and botch it on one play is tough to swallow. We'll get 'em next time.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Comedians Cup Round 5: Part 1 of 8

COMEDIANS CUP, ROUND 5!

Back by popular demand, the contest is not yet finished! It's time to find out once and for all who's the funniest jester of the 2000's! No more pompous judges! I match them up; you decide!
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185. BURLY BRAWL

JOHN C. REILLY (Walk Hard, Talladega Nights, Step Brothers, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!)

vs.

ROBIN WILLIAMS (Night at the Museum, Robin Williams: Live on Broadway, Happy Feet, Man of the Year, RV, Death to Smoochy, License to Wed)

Leave a comment with your vote!

Saturday, April 05, 2008

Comedians Cup Round 4: Part 4 of 4

Round 4: Part 4 of 4 (HOLLYWOOD)

181. COAST TO COAST COLLISION
(#8) LARRY DAVID vs. (#1) WILL FERRELL

LARRY DAVID


Birthdate: July 2, 1947
Birthplace: Brooklyn, New York
Birth Name: Lawrence Gene David
Comedy Style: TV, Stand-up
2000's Comedy Resumé: Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000-2007).

WILL FERRELL

Birthdate: July 16, 1967
Birthplace: Irvine, California
Birth Name: John William Ferrell
Comedy Style: Movies
2000's Comedy Resumé: Anchorman (2004), Talladega Nights (2006), Old School (2003), Elf (2003), Saturday Night Live (2000-2006), Zoolander (2001), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001), Blades of Glory (2007), The Producers (2005), Stranger Than Fiction (2006), The Ladies Man (2000), Wedding Crashers (2005), Bewitched (2005), Kicking and Screaming (2005), Semi-Pro (2008), Step Brothers (2008).

Google Fight:
LARRY DAVID - 9,370,000 results
WILL FERRELL - 3,080,000 results

Kary: My experience with Larry has been through Seinfeld which I enjoyed but Will Ferrell is a juggernaut, he shall not be defeated so easily.
Gabe: Ferrell, fa shizzle.
James: Actually a better matchup than one might think at first glance. Larry David is greatness on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Greatness. Still- It has been Ferrell's decade.

Kary: WILL FERRELL
Gabe: WILL FERRELL
James: WILL FERRELL

WINNER: *WILL FERRELL*



182. NEW YORK NAILBITER
(#5) JASON BATEMAN vs. (#4) TRACY MORGAN

JASON BATEMAN

Birthdate: January 14, 1969
Birthplace: Rye, New York
Birth Name: Jason Kent Bateman
Comedy Style: TV, Movies
2000's Comedy Resumé: Arrested Development (2003-2006), Juno (2007), Dodgeball (2004), The Sweetest Thing (2002), Smokin' Aces (2006), The Break-Up (2006), Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium (2007).

TRACY MORGAN

Birthdate: November 10, 1968
Birthplace: The Bronx, New York
Comedy Style: TV, Stand-up
2000's Comedy Resumé: 30 Rock (2006-2008), Superhero Movie (2008), First Sunday (2008), Saturday Night Live (2000-2006), The Longest Yard (2005), Head of State (2003), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001), The Tracy Morgan Show (2003-2004).

Google Fight:
JASON BATEMAN - 960,000 results
TRACY MORGAN - 844,000 results

Kary:
Jason was great on Arrested Development and Juno but Tracy is so outrageous, I love him. Who else gets to sing about doodoo pies to Britney Spears in the sewers? Tracy.
Gabe: Bateman seems like a very cool cat, but Morgan's insanity just makes me laugh more. Whether with him or at him, I can never be sure, but that only adds to his allure.
James: Wow. Tracy Morgan's older than Jason Bateman. Wouldn't expect that for some reason. I love Bateman, but I never freaking know what's about to come out of Tracy Morgan's mouth. And it usually knocks me to the floor.

Kary: TRACY MORGAN
Gabe: TRACY MORGAN
James: TRACY MORGAN

WINNER: *TRACY MORGAN*



183. BATTLE OF THE ABC COMEDY STARS
(#6) COLIN MOCHRIE vs. (#3) ELLEN DEGENERES

COLIN MOCHRIE

Birthdate: November 30, 1957
Birthplace: Kilmarnock, Ayrshire, Scotland
Birth Name: Colin Andrew Mochrie
Comedy Style: Improv
2000's Comedy Resumé: Whose Line is it Anyway? (2000-2006), I Love the 90s (2004), The Drew Carey Show (2000).

ELLEN DEGENERES

Birthdate: January 26, 1958
Birthplace: Metairie, Louisiana
Birth Name: Ellen Lee DeGeneres
Comedy Style: Stand-up, Emceeing
2000's Comedy Resumé: Stand-up, Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show (2003-2008), The Ellen Show (2001-2002), Finding Nemo (2003).

Google Fight:
COLIN MOCHRIE - 154,000 results
ELLEN DEGENERES - 2,730,000 results

Kary:
That Whose Line... clip was great but I will say that there was a lot of other factors besides Colin that made it work. With Ellen it was just her and a mic. I'll give this round to Ellen.
Gabe: Colin's great, but his survival to this stage of the tournament is a miracle in itself. Ellen beats him easily in my book.
James: Congrats to Colin for advancing this far. He's been the Cinderella of this tournament. But Ellen's stand-up is tough to beat.

Kary: ELLEN DEGENERES
Gabe: ELLEN DEGENERES
James: ELLEN DEGENERES

WINNER: *ELLEN DEGENERES*



184. MONOSYLLABIC MAYHEM
(#7) PAUL RUDD vs. (#2) CHRIS ROCK

PAUL RUDD

Birthdate: April 6, 1969
Birthplace: Passaic, New Jersey
Birth Name: Paul Steven Rudd
Comedy Style: Movies
Comedy Resumé: Anchorman (2004), The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005), Friends (2002-2004), Knocked Up (2007), Reno 911! (2006-2007), Walk Hard (2007), Wet Hot American Summer (2001), The Ten (2007).

CHRIS ROCK

Birthdate: February 7, 1965
Birthplace: Andrews, South Carolina
Birth Name: Christopher Julius Rock III
Comedy Style: TV, Stand-up
Comedy Resumé: Stand-up, Everybody Hates Chris (2005-2008), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001), Osmosis Jones (2001), Pootie Tang (2001), Down to Earth (2001), Bee Movie (2007), Madagascar (2005), The Longest Yard (2005), Head of State (2003).

Google Fight:
PAUL RUDD - 1,110,000 results
CHRIS ROCK - 10,200,000 results

Kary: Paul Rudd is a strong comedic film actor and Rock is good on the stage in front of a crowd. Lately, I've enjoyed just about everything Rudd has turned in, so Rudd.
Gabe: I feel like Rudd's still got some hilarious surprises up his sleeve, some that he just hasn't shown us yet. But Chris Rock's stand-up is already out there for us to see and it speaks for itself. And just when you almost forget about him, here comes another great standup special every few years. Rock.
James: Nobody owns like Chris Rock. He speaks the truth, makes you laugh at it, and then makes you glad somebody's pissed off about it too.

Kary: PAUL RUDD
Gabe: CHRIS ROCK
James: CHRIS ROCK

WINNER: *CHRIS ROCK*



Next Up:

Get ready to become an active participant in the Comedians Cup Tournament, because you'll have the final say! The judges will prepare their arguments, but in the end, it'll come down to a public vote!

Ladies and gentlemen, here are the Sweet 16 matchups of the 2008 Comedians Cup:

JOHN C. REILLY vs. ROBIN WILLIAMS

TINA FEY vs. CHRISTOPHER GUEST

JIM CARREY vs. WILL FERRELL

DAVID KOECHNER vs. CHRIS ROCK

TRACY MORGAN vs. STEPHEN COLBERT

ELLEN DEGENERES vs. CONAN O'BRIEN

DAVID CROSS vs. STEVE CARELL

SACHA BARON COHEN vs. DAVE CHAPPELLE


Friday, April 04, 2008

Comedians Cup Round 4: Part 3 of 4

Round 4: Part 3 of 4 (NEW YORK)

177. WINDY CITY WIPEOUT
(#8) BERNIE MAC
vs. (#1) ROBIN WILLIAMS


BERNIE MAC

Birthdate: October 5, 1957
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois
Birth Name: Bernard Jeffrey McCullough
Comedy Style: Stand-up, TV
2000's Comedy Resumé: Ocean's 11 movies (2001, 2004, 2007), The Original Kings of Comedy (2000), Bad Santa (2003), Transformers (2007), Guess Who (2005), Head of State (2003), Mr. 3000 (2004), Moesha (2000).

ROBIN WILLIAMS

Birthdate: July 21, 1951
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois
Birth Name: Robin McLaurim Williams
Comedy Style: Stand-up, Movies
2000's Comedy Resumé: Night at the Museum (2006), Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (2002), Happy Feet (2006), Man of the Year (2006), RV (2006), Death to Smoochy (2002), License to Wed (2007).

Google Fight:
BERNIE MAC - 1,760,000 results
ROBIN WILLIAMS - 6,030,000 results

Kary:
Robin Williams was on Inside the Actor's Studio. Before it started James Lipton told the camera that Robin was there filming for 5 hours. A lady had to be taken to the hospital because she had a hernia from laughing too much. Of the hour that they edited together and aired from the 5 hours of footage, I'm still amazed by the man. Robin.

Gabe:
Sigh. It pains me to have to pick Williams in this age of Man of the Year and RV, but my gut tells me to.

James:
Robin Williams was HILARIOUS in Live on Broadway. That was 2 years into the decade. Then he went on to churn out clunker after clunker after clunker. Bernie Mac has remained solidly funny. He's funny at stand-up AND in movies! Bernie Mac. He's just been funnier, through more of the decade. Period.

Kary: ROBIN WILLIAMS
Gabe: ROBIN WILLIAMS
James: BERNIE MAC


WINNER: *ROBIN WILLIAMS*



178. CLASH OF THE GOOGLE FIGHT TITANS
(#5) JACK BLACK
vs. (#4) DAVID CROSS


JACK BLACK

Birthdate: August 28, 1969
Birthplace: Hermosa Beach, California
Birth Name: Thomas Jack Black
Comedy Style: Movies
2000's Comedy Resumé: Tenacious D (2000), Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (2006), Shallow Hal (2001), Orange County (2002), Be Kind Rewind (2008), Nacho Libre (2006), School of Rock (2003), MTV Movie Awards Host (2002), Walk Hard (2007), Envy (2004), Tropic Thunder (2008), Year One (2009).

DAVID CROSS

Birthdate: April 4, 1964
Birthplace: Atlanta, Georgia
Comedy Style: TV, Stand-up
2000's Comedy Resumé: Arrested Development (2003-2006), Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007), The Colbert Report (2006), Scary Movie 2 (2001), Men in Black 2 (2002).

Google Fight:
JACK BLACK - 12,700,000 results
DAVID CROSS - 13,200,000 results


Kary:
Oh. Oooh. I discovered them about the same time through Mr. Show and the Tenacious D HBO episodes. Since then I've seen a lot more of JB but David always makes me laugh when I do see him. Usually seeing JB is a positive experience but he was a bit of a downer in Walk Hard. I'm gonna go with David on this one.

Gabe:
Hmmm, tough call. Cerebral or in-your-face? At times, I've loved them both. But JB sometimes has a tendency to overdo it that can undercut his more brilliant moments of bombast. So, I'll give my nod to the more consistent, if less (intermittently) explosively hilarious, style of Cross.

James:
You look at these resumés, and one thing stands out: Jack Black seems to have been around a lot more often and more consistently through the decade. Plus, he's got Tropic Thunder and Year One coming out, with great buzz on each. It seems that Cross is more likely to be waning than Black. Yet Black hasn't struck me as so hilarious lately, and Cross still makes me laugh. Cross.

Kary: DAVID CROSS
Gabe: DAVID CROSS
James: DAVID CROSS


WINNER: *DAVID CROSS*



179. FLIGHT OF THE SNAKES ON THE CONCHORD PLANE
(#6) DAVID KOECHNER vs. (#3) JEMAINE CLEMENT


DAVID KOECHNER

Birthdate: August 24, 1962
Birthplace: Tipton, Missouri
Comedy Style: Movies
2000's Comedy Resumé: Anchorman (2004), Get Smart (2008), The Office (2005-2007), Talladega Nights (2006), The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005), Snakes on a Plane (2006), Drillbit Taylor (2008), The Comebacks (2007), Balls of Fury (2007), The Brothers Solomon (2007), Reno 911: Miami (2007), The Naked Trucker and T-Bones Show (2007).

JEMAINE CLEMENT

Birthdate: January 10, 1974
Birthplace: New Zealand
Comedy Style: TV, Stand-up
2000's Comedy Resumé: Flight of the Conchords (2007), Stand-up.

Google Fight:
DAVID KOECHNER - 235,000 results

JEMAINE CLEMENT - 111,000 results

Kary:
Still haven't seen more than a couple of YouTube clips of the Concords. David.

Gabe:
"Whammy!!!" Koechner, you know it hurts me to raise the knife in your direction, but Clement just sends me into goofy laughing fits. Sorry, Dave. Call me.

James:
As much as I want to smack Kary in the face for still making judgments for not having seen a particular comic (I have abstained from votes before)... looking at the resumés, as hilarious as I think Jemaine Clement is, he hasn't amassed the body of work that Koechner has.

Kary: DAVID KOECHNER
Gabe: JEMAINE CLEMENT
James: DAVID KOECHNER


WINNER, AND NEW #3: *DAVID KOECHNER*



180. BATTLE OF THE COMEDY CENTRAL SUPERSTARS

(#7) SARAH SILVERMAN
vs. (#2) DAVE CHAPPELLE


SARAH SILVERMAN


Birthdate: December 1, 1970
Birthplace: Bedford, New Hampshire
Birth Name: Sarah Kate Silverman
Comedy Style: TV, Stand-up
2000's Comedy Resumé: The Sarah Silverman Program (2007), Stand-up & Comedy Central Roasts, School For Scoundrels (2006), The School of Rock (2003).

DAVE CHAPPELLE

Birthdate: August 24, 1973
Birthplace: Washington, D.C.
Birth Name: David Khari Webber Chappelle
Comedy Style: TV, Stand-up
2000's Comedy Resumé: Chappelle's Show (2003-2006), Undercover Brother (2002), Screwed (2000).

Google Fight:
SARAH SILVERMAN - 2,410,000 results
DAVE CHAPPELLE - 1,500,000 results

Kary:
Damn. I find the Sarah Silverman show terribly offensive and hilarious and I've only seen a small bit of the Chappelle show. But after seeing Chappelle on Inside the Actor's Studio (again, sorry) I'm leaning towards Dave.


Gabe:
Shit. It's like Sophie's Choice here. Which beloved child do I send to its death? And they're both masters of the smart joke followed by dookie splatter. Sarah, whom I love, is certainly more of-the-moment, but Dave... I didn't watch and re-watch his sketches religiously for no reason. I friggin' love him. So... Dave. Sorry, Sarah. Call me.

James:
Really? This is tough. REALLY tough. Both have been around about the same amount of time this decade (Silverman maybe longer), and Sarah's hotter right now, but the furor over Chappelle's Show was quite unique. Silverman is one of my favorite comics. I love her ballsy attitude and her willingness to go anywhere. But it's Chappelle!

Kary: DAVE CHAPPELLE
Gabe: DAVE CHAPPELLE
James: DAVE CHAPPELLE


WINNER: *DAVE CHAPPELLE*




Next Up:

(#8) LARRY DAVID vs. (#1) WILL FERRELL

(#5) JASON BATEMAN vs. (#4) TRACY MORGAN

(#6) COLIN MOCHRIE vs. (#3) ELLEN DEGENERES

(#7) PAUL RUDD vs. (#2) CHRIS ROCK


Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Comedians Cup Round 4: Part 2 of 4

Round 4: Part 2 of 4 (LAS VEGAS)

173. SNL BATTLE: "THE LADIES MAN" vs. "ACE"
(#8) TIM MEADOWS vs. (#1) STEPHEN COLBERT

TIM MEADOWS

Birthdate: February 5, 1961
Birthplace: Highland Park, Michigan
Comedy Style: TV, Movies
2000's Comedy Resumé: Walk Hard (2007), Semi-Pro (2008), Mean Girls (2004), The Bill Engvall Show (2007).

STEPHEN COLBERT

Birthdate: May 13, 1964
Birthplace: Washington, D.C.
Birth Name: Stephen Tyrone Colbert
Comedy Style: TV, Emceeing
2000's Comedy Resumé: The Colbert Report (2005-2008), The Daily Show (2000-2005), Strangers With Candy (2005), Saturday Night Live (2000-2007).

Google Fight:
TIM MEADOWS - 360,000 results
STEPHEN COLBERT - 2,270,000 results

Kary: Tim is enjoying a bit of a resurgence but Colbert has been on top for a while. Colbert.
Gabe: No love lost for Meadows, but Colbert may be the horse I ride all the way to my Number 1 spot.
James: Fun Fact: So far in this tournament, Tim Meadows is the only #8 seed to win a matchup, even though the #8 seeds were favored in the previous 2 rounds. This is thus the first time we've seen the #8 next to a name that has had it before. However, a single performance in Walk Hard, hilarious though it was, can't outweigh the Colbert Nation.

Kary: STEPHEN COLBERT
Gabe: STEPHEN COLBERT
James: STEPHEN COLBERT


WINNER: *STEPHEN COLBERT*



174. SIDEKICK SCRAMBLE
(#5) JOHN C. REILLY vs. (#4) RAINN WILSON

JOHN C. REILLY

Birthdate: May 24, 1965
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois
Birth Name: John Christopher Reilly
Comedy Style: Movies
2000's Comedy Resumé: Walk Hard (2007), Talladega Nights (2006), Step Brothers (2008), Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! (2008).

RAINN WILSON

Birthdate: January 20, 1966
Birthplace: Seattle, Washington
Birth Name: Rainn Dietrich Wilson
Comedy Style: TV, Movies
2000's Comedy Resumé: The Office (2005-2008), Juno (2007), My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006), Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! (2008).

Google Fight:
JOHN C. REILLY - 922,000 results
RAINN WILSON - 484,000 results


Kary: I really enjoy Rainn on The Office but Reilly has been around a while and has a good bit of range. Plus he's on Tim ans Eric's Awesome Show (Great Job!). John.
Gabe: Tough. Call. Sir. They're both very funny, very specific, and I love that they've both come into their own after years of kickin' around in Paul Thomas Anderson flicks and bit parts in decent but non-blockbuster comedies (blink and you'll miss Rainn's 30-second role as an alien in Galaxy Quest). Both make me laugh, but Reilly's shown he has far more range, even within the comedy playing field. Reilly.
James: What I like pretty well from these guys: Reilly: Walk Hard, Talladega Nights... I bet Step Brothers is hilarious... Wilson: The Office, mainly. But Dwight Schrute is such a great character! Well... for body of work Reilly really should go on, and knowing that that will happen, I'll be a weasel and give recognition to Wilson for the greatness of Dwight Schrute. Ohhaunnghhaughnnnhaughnnn. Jim! I miss him so much! Aughnnhaughnn... FALSE. I do not miss Jim.

Kary: JOHN C. REILLY
Gabe: JOHN C. REILLY
James: RAINN WILSON


WINNER, AND NEW #4: *JOHN C. REILLY*




175. THE TALLEDEGA TANGO
(#6) GARY COLE vs. (#3) SACHA BARON COHEN

GARY COLE

Birthdate: September 20, 1956
Birthplace: Park Ridge, Illinois
Birth Name: Gary Michael Cole
Comedy Style: Movies
2000's Comedy Resumé: Talladega Nights (2006), Dodgeball (2004), Family Guy (2000-2005), Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law (2000-2007), Kim Possible (2002-2007).

SACHA BARON COHEN

Birthdate: October 13, 1971
Birthplace: London, England
Birth Name: Sacha Noam Baron Cohen
Comedy Style: TV, Movies
2000's Comedy Resumé: Borat (2006), Talladega Nights (2006), Sweeney Todd (2007), Bruno (2008), Da Ali G Show (2003-2004).

Google Fight:
GARY COLE - 640,000 results
SACHA BARON COHEN - 1,520,000 results

Kary: Gary does a lot with his bit parts and Sacha blew everyone away with Borat. I saw Borat twice and I loved him in Talladega Nights. Sacha.
Gabe: We all knew our man Gary Cole would be felled eventually. Glad it was to a conqueror as worthy as Cohen.
James: There's devotion to a character, which Gary Cole has. Then there's devotion to a character plus balls of steel, which Sacha Baron Cohen has. This man inexplicably could become so united with the Borat character (and all his characters, for that matter), that he was willing to do dozens and dozens of interviews in public and managed to never break character. A-freakin-mazing.

Kary: SACHA BARON COHEN
Gabe: SACHA BARON COHEN
James: SACHA BARON COHEN


WINNER: *SACHA BARON COHEN*




176. HIGH-BROW HUSTLE
(#7) RICKY GERVAIS vs. (#2) CHRISTOPHER GUEST

RICKY GERVAIS

Birthdate: June 25, 1961
Birthplace: Reading, Berkshire, England
Comedy Style: TV
2000's Comedy Resumé: The Office (original British) (2001-2003), Extras (2005-2007), For Your Consideration (2006), Stardust (2007), Night at the Museum (2006).

CHRISTOPHER GUEST

Birthdate: February 5, 1948
Birthplace: New York, New York
Birth Name: Christopher Haden-Guest
Comedy Style: Movies
2000's Comedy Resumé: A Mighty Wind (2003), Best in Show (2000), For Your Consideration (2006).

Google Fight:
RICKY GERVAIS - 1,510,000 results
CHRISTOPHER GUEST - 751,000 results

Kary: I looked to see when Best in Show came out to determine if I should use it for consideration in this match up. It came out in 2000 so I can indeed. I hear lots of good things about Ricky but I haven't had the opportunity to see very much yet, so I gotta give the nod to Guest.
Gabe: Interesting match-up. But, in my mind at least, the edge has to go to Guest, and this is coming from someone who likes but doesn't adore his mockumentaries. I just think he's a very funny guy.
James: Guest is hilarious, but his absolutely GREAT movies wouldn't be nearly as good if he were by himself or if he were headlining them. I've seen Gervais in a couple of starring roles, and he's hilarious. They're both comic geniuses, but this is performance! Come on! Gervais!

Kary: CHRISTOPHER GUEST
Gabe: CHRISTOPHER GUEST
James: RICKY GERVAIS


WINNER: *CHRISTOPHER GUEST*




Next Up:

(#8) BERNIE MAC vs. (#1) ROBIN WILLIAMS


(#5) JACK BLACK vs. (#4) DAVID CROSS

(#6) DAVID KOECHNER vs. (#3) JEMAINE CLEMENT

(#7) SARAH SILVERMAN vs. (#2) DAVE CHAPPELLE


Monday, March 31, 2008

Comedians Cup Round 4: Part 1 of 4

Round 4: Part 1 of 4 (CHICAGO)

169. CLASH OF THE COMEDY KINGS
(#8) CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER
vs. (#1) STEVE CARELL


CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER


Birthdate: April 24, 1964
Birthplace: Jefferson City, Missouri

Birth Name: Cedric Kyles

Comedy Style: Stand-up

2000's Comedy Resumé:
The Original Kings of Comedy (2000), Barbershop & Barbershop 2 (2002 & 2004), Madagascar (2005), Be Cool (2005), Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins (2008).

STEVE CARELL

Birthdate: August 16, 1962
Birthplace: Concord, Massachusetts

Birth Name: Steven John Carell

Comedy Style: TV/Movies

2000's Comedy Resumé:
The Office (2005-2008), The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005), Anchorman (2004), Bruce Almighty & Evan Almighty (2003 & 2008), Get Smart (2008).

Google Fight:
CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER - 653,000 results
STEVE CARELL - 3,310,000 results

Kary: Cedric is indeed a good entertainer but Steve will not be defeated, yet anyway.
Gabe: Cedric sports a nice hat, but he cannot combat Carell, so amazing in indie comedies and The Office and Daily Show segments of yesteryear that I almost always forgive hi
s screechy family film pandering.
James: Please allow me to play the pragmatist on the panel from here on. In the 2000's, Cedric has had The Original Kings of Comedy, as well as a slew of movies, including Barbershop, Be Cool, and Roscoe Jenkins. Steve Carell, on the other hand, has created Michael Scott, Evan Baxter, Brick Tamland, Dan Burns, and Andy from 40 Year Old Virgin, and others. Both are having a solid decade, but Carell has rocked with just about every new character I've seen from him.

Kary: STEVE CARELL
Gabe: STEVE CARELL
James: STEVE CARELL


WINNER: *STEVE CARELL*




170. BATTLE OF THE 90'S SUPERCOMICS
(#5) JIM CARREY
vs. (#4) JERRY SEINFELD


JIM CARREY


Birthdate: January 17, 1962
Birthplace: Newmarket, Ontario, Canada

Birth Na
me: James Eugene Carrey
Comedy Style: Movies

2000's Comedy Resumé:
Bruce Almighty (2003), How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), Me, Myself, and Irene (2000), Fun With Dick and Jane (2005).

JERRY SEINFELD


Birthdate: April 29, 1954
Birthplace: Brooklyn, New York

Birth Name: Jerome A. Seinfeld

Comedy Style: Stand-up, TV

2000's Comedy Resumé: Bee Movie (2007), Comedian (2002).


Google Fight:
JIM CARREY - 4,810,000 results
JERRY SEINFELD - 2,200,000 results


Kary: Jim Carrey is a wacky, funny guy but he's also just a damn good actor. Seinfeld has a precision about his comedy that appeals to me. For all around comedy performer, I give to wink to Jim.
Gabe: Jim's still kicking around, with a whole slew of promising projects in the pipeline. Jerry... well, he was best served in the mid-90s. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Carrey.
James: A great matchup. And it should be! It's a 4 versus a 5. Both were funnier in the 90's than the 2000's. Since 01/01/00, Jim's had Hank from Me, Myself, and Irene, the Grinch, Bruce Almighty, Fun With Dick and Jane, and now, who else, but Horton himself. Jerry's had... Comedian, some Seinfeld nostalgia specials, some talk show appearances, and Bee Movie. And oh yeah, a stand-up special consisting of good jokes that were recycled from those stand-up bits on Seinfeld a decade ago. Seinfeld's a legend, but for the 2000's, Carrey get's the KO.

Kary: JIM CARREY
Gabe:
JIM CARREY
James:
JIM CARREY


WINNER, AND NEW #4: *JIM CARREY*




171. BATTLE OF THE COMEDY SUPERFEMMES
(#6) WANDA SYKES
vs. (#3) TINA FEY


WANDA SYKES


Birthdate: March 7, 1964
Birthplace: Portsmouth, Virginia

Comedy Style: Stand-up, Voice Acting

2000's Comedy Resumé: Stand-up (2000-2008), Evan Almighty (2007), Barnyard (2006), Over the Hedge (2006), Curb Your Enthusiasm (2001-2005), Pootie Tang (2001), The New Adventures of Old Christine (2006-2008).


TINA FEY


Birthdate: May 18, 1970
Birthplace: Upper Darby, Pennsylvania

Birth Name: Elizabeth Stamatina Fey

Comedy Style: TV

2000's Comedy Resumé: Saturday Night Live (2000-2006), 30 Rock (2006-2008), Mean Girls (2004), Baby Mama (2008).


Google Fight:
WANDA SYKES - 388,000 results
TINA FEY - 955,000 results


Kary: As funny as Wanda is, she can't defeat T.Fey in a comedy battle royale. Maybe a jello wrestling match though.
Gabe: I'll hate to see either one of these go. I've loved Wanda since the Chris Rock Show/Pootie Tang days (yes, I am a closet Pootie Tang enthusiast), but Tina, as we've all said at least once already, has her cute fingers on the pulse of the comedy "now".
James: Wanda Sykes: Some great stand-up, Crank Yankers, TV show appearances, and just about every animated animal feature that came out in the 2000's. Tina Fey: Former SNL head writer, Mean Girls, 30 Rock, and the upcoming Baby Mama. Downsides: Wanda Sykes can skew annoying; Tina Fey, though a fantastic writer, is not the most stellar performer of the material. Though they both arguably write their own material, since this is a tournament for comedy performance, I'll give Wanda my nod.

Kary: TINA FEY
Gabe:
TINA FEY
James: WANDA SYKES


WINNER: *TINA FEY*




172. LEPRECHAUN LOCKDOWN
(#7) PATTON OSWALT vs. (#2) CONAN O'BRIEN

PATTON OSWALT


Birthdate: January 27, 1969
Birthplace: Portsmouth, Virginia

Comedy Style: Stand-up, Voice Acting

2000's Comedy Resumé: Ratatouille (2007), Stand-up (2000-2008), Reno 911!: Miami (2007), Balls of Fury (2007).


CONAN O'BRIEN


Birthdate: April 18, 1963
Birthplace: Brookline, Massachusetts

Birth Name: Conan Christopher O'Brien

Comedy Style: TV, Emceeing

2000's Comedy Resumé:
Late Night With Conan O'Brien (2000-2008), Emmy's host (2002, 2003, 2006)

Google Fight:
PATTON OSWALT - 473,000 results
CONAN O'BRIEN - 768,000 results

Kary: Hmm tough one. I enjoy Conan when I watch and I think he's probably the best late night host. Patton is solid comedian who earned his chops in the clubs and on the streets. I think Patton is an underdog here but I like him. Patton.
Gabe: Conan O'Brien, easily.
James: No resumes here, since they both have been doing pretty much the same things respectively throughout the decade. Both are solid comics, and O'Brien obviously has a bevy of network writers to give him a shinier stage to goof around on, but the simple fact is, to me, Conan's just done too much funny stuff lately to lose this one. Oswalt's overmatched.

Kary: PATTON OSWALT
Gabe: CONAN O'BRIEN
James:
CONAN O'BRIEN

WINNER: *CONAN O'BRIEN*




Next Up:

(#8) TIM MEADOWS vs. (#1) STEPHEN COLBERT

(#5) JOHN C. REILLY vs. (#4) RAINN WILSON

(#6) GARY COLE vs. (#3) SACHA BARON COHEN

(#7) RICKY GERVAIS vs. (#2) CHRISTOPHER GUEST


Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Geraldine Ferraro: Politician, Public Servant, Master Comedienne

I want to come out in support of Geraldine Ferraro.

Ferraro's been all over the news lately for saying that Senator Obama "wouldn't be where he is" in the presidential race if he wasn't black.

You're okay with me, Geraldine. Not because what you said was necessarily true, but because of the intricate craft of the irony you spun. I admire you as an up-and-coming comedian. Allow me to explain to the masses the subtle implications of your satire.

See guys, the genius of that statement isn't in what she said; it's in what she implied about her beliefs about Hillary Clinton!

A Clinton supporter saying that she thinks Obama wouldn't be where he is if he wasn't black, implies that she actually believes that Hillary would still be in the race for president, had her husband Bill been working a blue collar job in Arkansas during the 90's, instead of being president! Genius satire, Geraldine! They so think you're being serious!

Or, to look at it another way, she's making a mockery of us, making it sound like she actually believes that Hillary would still be in the thick of the race, were her name Hillary Jones instead of Hillary Clinton! Aw, man! Geraldine, you crack me up!

And that's not a knock on women, at all. I will never be president. Not just because I would make a terrible one and I don't have political experience, but because you have to at least have one of the big checkmarks, and I have none: I didn't go to an Ivy league school, I don't have lots of money, my last name isn't one of the standard approved American political family names (Bush, Clinton, Reagan, Kennedy, Gore, Carter), I'm not even distantly related to anyone who was extremely wealthy or powerful in this country...

Anywho, cut Geraldine Ferraro some slack. She's just a comedian struggling to string together some jokes, just like any of the rest of us. She means well.